That Traveler

So, if you’d like to bypass the security line at the airport on the busiest travel day of the year, I recommend losing your wallet. Then show up to the airport without your license (since it was in your wallet), but instead show up with things found around your parents’ house such an expired license with your name from when you were married and your birth certificate.

After they verify your alternative forms of ID, you get led down a hallway that bypasses the ENTIRE security line.

If you can handle the TSA full pat down which includes breast and crotch fondling and having all your carryons picked through, then this is the way to go for you.

Real talk, it was super embarrassing. I was that traveler.

She did compliment me on my nails right before she felt up my boobs, so there’s that.


H, out.

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