Waiting Room

So for the record, proper waiting room etiquette excludes the following things:

-burping or farting (at least loudly)
-having loud phone conversations, especially ones that include the phrase, “This article is called ‘Oh my God, I’m in love with my stepbrother'”
-watching videos on your cell phone with the volume turned all the way

Whilst in a waiting room, sit down, shut the hell up, and enjoy the ridiculously skewed Fox News program that’s airing or read the “Parenting” magazine article on how pregnancy ruins women’s bodies.

Seriously. Seriously?

H, out.

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