So for the record, proper waiting room etiquette excludes the following things:
-burping or farting (at least loudly)
-having loud phone conversations, especially ones that include the phrase, “This article is called ‘Oh my God, I’m in love with my stepbrother'”
-watching videos on your cell phone with the volume turned all the way
Whilst in a waiting room, sit down, shut the hell up, and enjoy the ridiculously skewed Fox News program that’s airing or read the “Parenting” magazine article on how pregnancy ruins women’s bodies.